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Short fiction and novel excerpts. Deep profound thoughts about shallow frivolous stuff. And vice versa.

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Abram has done a lot of things in his life, but he has always enjoyed creating stories. He writes absurd speculative fiction, often with a heavy dose of seagoing adventure. He lives in Colorado with his wife, daughter, and many cats.