A Funny Story

Short Fiction by Abram Dress

Window or aisle. The simple decision reveals such deep insight into one’s soul. 

The aisle? You have no concerns about ordering an extra drink or two; the restroom is just a seatbelt click away. You not only don’t mind being disturbed, you actually expect it; you use disruptions as an opportunity to bond with your fellow man. Look right, look left, there…