Toilet Reading for Pirate Cats

Toilet Reading for Pirate Cats

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It's Kinda Intravenous

Short Fiction by Abram Dress

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Abram Dress
Nov 05, 2024
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“That could have gone better.”

The words came out normal, despite the splintered bony structure flopping around beneath his top lip. Sergeant Chaz Seward poked at the charred and shattered remains of his jaw. He briefly wondered how he could speak at all. Thoughts for another time. At the moment, there were more pressing concerns. 

He gazed around at the …

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