Toilet Reading for Pirate Cats

Toilet Reading for Pirate Cats

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An old Toyota Camry drives down a dark road. Fuzzy antlers stick out from the front windows. One of its tail lights is out. The headlights are dim from too many miles and too little maintenance. A twisty tie attaches a little fuzzy red nose to the hood between those dim headlights. They shine weakly into the heavy snow, the lights do, not the nose.

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